Sunday, 5 February 2012

Perpendiculous

So Verity was playing League of Legends with her friend, Andrew. There's these things in your base called Inhibitors which stop your enemy from spawning 'super minions' (as opposed to regular minions) which Verity was retreating to.

Andrew: Run away

Verity: I was running away

Andrew: That wasn't away, you ran across the Inhibitor. That's not away, that's parallel.


At this point both verity and I were crippld laughing.

Saturday, 4 February 2012

Sorry, you're just wrong

Verity: What time is it?

Mat: Time Big Ben had babies

Verity: Why would I want a tiny bell?

Mat: A bell? If Big Ben had babies you'd have a watch

Verity: No, Big Ben is a bell

Mat: No, it's a clock tower

Verity: No it really isn't. Big Ben is the name of the bell inside the clock tower, not the name of
the tower itself or the clock

Mat: Oh well I'm so sorry Miss Politically Correct

Verity: Thats not politically correct, that's just correct