Friday, 29 June 2012

Deliciously Moist (Scrotum?)

Mat is reading 50 Shades and we were discussing its overuse of the word "Delicious". How this train of conversation lead to him pretending to lick my face, I leave to your imagination.

Verity: Ew, get off me you disgusting scrote

Mat: Please don't use that word.

Verity: What, scrote?

Mat: Urgh, yes. I don't know why, but I hate it, like a lot of people flinch at cunt.

Verity: At. It's okay, I understand. I know someone who can't bear the word moist.

Mat: .... I'm going to bed now.

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